Papal Exorcism Fails;
Victim Seeks Help from Genie
From our religion correspondent
The
Vatican: The attempt by Pope
Francis to exorcise a demon from the body of an American man has failed,
according to a church spokesperson. The subject of the exorcism was identified
only as a wealthy American with possible business ties to the Vatican. The procedure targeted a demon that inhabited the man’s body and led him
to believe he was president of the United States. The Vatican gave no explanation for why the
Pope’s efforts failed.The American man
was last seen stumbling across St. Peter’s Square and boarding a large limousine
with tiny American flags on the front fenders. Later, the man’s wife and daughter told reporters he was taken to a
villa on the outskirts of Rome where he was seeking help from a Middle Eastern genie. The genie is known to use a crystal ball to enter a client's brain to examine the contents. No findings have been reported so far.
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